April 23, 2021
By Ekta R. Garg
People think that political candidates have to be great negotiators, and often they do. They have to figure out how to balance the demands of their constituents with their own goals, maybe their own personal ambitions for power. Their tactical abilities don’t hold a candle to a teenager on a mission, though.
The following has become a running joke—at least, I consider it a joke—for Fourteen and me any time I’m driving her places.
“Do you want me to put in the directions to Starbucks?” she asks, gesturing to the GPS screen.
“Because we’re not going to Starbucks.”
“But we’ve got time.”
“School starts in twenty minutes, so, no, we don’t have time.”
“But it’s so close by.”
“But you could get a treat for yourself, Mamma. Anything you like, you can get.”
“That’s really generous of you, but no.”
The context might change a little—we might be driving to her violin teacher’s house where they have lessons in the teacher’s back yard socially distanced, say, or to her dance class where she and four other students share a huge dance studio the space of two bedrooms. On the rare occasion I do use the GPS, she’ll tell me I’m spelling “Starbucks” wrong as I input street names. She’s even “failed” my driving several times as I drive right past the coffee joint instead of turning into the parking lot.
The argument, however, is always the same. Take me to Starbucks. Buy me a treat.
In case you’re wondering, no, I’m not in the habit of taking my children to Starbucks much. We’ve stopped there during road trips a few times for a cup of tea and to use the bathroom. There was the infamous episode with Twelve, when she was in preschool and still gaining confidence in using the bathroom like a big girl, when she made me stop there every day for a week after school just so she could pee. She never even asked for something to eat. She just wanted to stop in this one particular Starbucks on the way home.
Now, however, thanks to visits to Myrtle Beach with the grandparents and the girls’ close friends (who are really more like honorary cousins) who live there, Starbucks is high on the priority list for my 14-year-old.
This week she tried to sweeten the ask by including her sister. Yesterday, after picking Fourteen up at school, I had to make a quick stop at the grocery store near home. We had just enough time for me to go to the store, grab the one vegetable I needed to make dinner, and then get in the car and drive to Twelve’s school in time to pick her up after track club.
“Are we going to Starbucks?” Fourteen asked after we chatted for a few minutes about her day.
“Because I have a lot to do at home,” I said.
“What do you have to do?”
I cited the two magazine articles I still had to write plus a few other tasks.
“So wouldn’t getting some Starbucks help?” she asked. “Just think, it’ll make your work so much nicer.”
“Oh, come on,” she said in a teasing tone. “You know you want to.”
“Not really,” I countered. “I really just want to go home and write my articles and finish my day. Plus, it’s not even on the way.”
“That’s okay, [Twelve] won’t mind if we’re a few minutes late to pick her up.”
“You really think so?” I asked wryly. “How would she feel if you got Starbucks and she didn’t?”
“So get her something too,” she said. “She’s your favorite child anyway. Don’t you want to make your favorite child happy?”
“She’s not my favorite,” I said automatically, “I love you both equally, and I’m still not going to Starbucks.”
In truth, I really was tired, and I could feel my resolve slipping a little. If we’d actually driven by a Starbucks on the way, I would have probably at least considered stopping, not because I wanted to give Fourteen a treat but because she was wearing me down a little bit. In a rare moment of fatigue, I knew I would have considered giving in to her just to make her stop begging.
The trouble was that I knew it wouldn’t stop her completely; she’d just again start after week or two.
(Toddlers and teenagers; really, someone has to find a way to bottle that quality and monetize it.)
We arrived at the grocery store, and I told her she could stay in the car. As I walked toward the entrance and put on my mask, I decided to let my teen’s persistence wear me down a little anyway. I wouldn’t go to Starbucks for her, but I could make a peace offering.
I grabbed the vegetable I needed then wandered to the bakery section of the store. After perusing the choices for a couple of minutes and glancing at my watch, I picked up a box of eight snickerdoodles. Within minutes I’d zipped through the self-checkout area and made my way back to the car.
As I got back into the driver’s seat, I handed her the grocery bag and told her to look inside. Her eyes lit up when she saw the little box. Feeling my firm hold slip even further, I told her she could have two right then.
She has a snack after school every day anyway, and I knew when she went home she’d have a glass of milk. I figured the cookies could count as the snack part of her after-school routine.
We got to Twelve’s school several minutes early and sat in the pickup line talking as we waited. I turned off the car and watched as Fourteen pulled her second cookie from the box. Without a reminder or any admonishment, she closed the box right away and put it down.
I stared at the box for a minute then retrieved it from her lap and opened it.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
I pulled out the first of my own two snickerdoodles.
“Having a treat,” I said.
I might be (mostly) impervious to teen begging, but even I need a little fun every now and again, right? And hopefully this will put off the constant requests to stop at Starbucks. For a week or so anyway.